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jugda:

europe is having a party and the rest of the world is not invited

(oh and alcohol is free)

Posted on May 17 with 910 notes (Original by jugda)

(Source: hiiamfarid)

Posted on Jan 11 with 64,282 notes (Original by hiiamfarid)
Posted on Nov 21 with 19 notes (Original by fuckyessumocyco)

iamtheatombomb:

“You can’t escape it by building walls around your heart, or by breaking the universe, or by vengeance.”

Why do I feel like Peter is potentially doing all three?

Posted on Nov 13 with 12 notes (Original by iamtheatombomb)

eroticizedhumour:

nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid 

(Source: sarahjessicapenis)

Posted on Nov 9 with 62,124 notes (Original by sarahjessicapenis)
Posted on Oct 15 with 82,217 notes (Original by iggys-petrified-couch-stuffing)

maryirishhoran:

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

Posted on Sep 30 with 122,921 notes (Original by maryirishhoran)

Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good luck. 

(Source: ladyponds)

Posted on Sep 26 with 23,739 notes (Original by ladyponds)

l-o-g-a-n-lerman:

Posted on Sep 23 with 24 notes (Original by l-o-g-a-n-lerman)

ryanamusements:

life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all

Posted on Sep 23 with 82,253 notes (Original by lunchladydoris-deactivated20120)
Posted on Sep 22 with 76 notes (Original by alyastar)

: no shit.

inkdot:

This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.

A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and wanted some tips on how to make the most of her wardrobe in a fashion culture which deliberately puts her body at a disadvantage.

Her first question for him was this: how do celebrities make a plain white t-shirt and a pair of weekend jeans look chic?  She always assumed it was because so many celebrities have, by nature or by design, very slender frames, and because they can afford very expensive clothing.  But when she watched What Not To Wear, she noticed that women of all sizes ended up in cute clothes that really fit their bodies and looked great.  She had tried to apply some guidelines from the show into her own wardrobe, but with only mixed success.  So - what gives?

His answer was that everything you will ever see on a celebrity’s body, including their outfits when they’re out and about and they just get caught by a paparazzo, has been tailored, and the same goes for everything on What Not To Wear.  Jeans, blazers, dresses - everything right down to plain t-shirts and camisoles.  He pointed out that historically, up until the last few generations, the vast majority of people either made their own clothing or had their clothing made by tailors and seamstresses.  You had your clothing made to accommodate the measurements of your individual body, and then you moved the fuck on.  Nothing on the show or in People magazine is off the rack and unaltered.  He said that what they do is ignore the actual size numbers on the tags, find something that fits an individual’s widest place, and then have it completely altered to fit.  That’s how celebrities have jeans that magically fit them all over, and the rest of us chumps can’t ever find a pair that doesn’t gape here or ride up or slouch down or have about four yards of extra fabric here and there.

I knew that having dresses and blazers altered was probably something they were doing, but to me, having alterations done generally means having my jeans hemmed and then simply living with the fact that I will always be adjusting my clothing while I’m wearing it because I have curves from here to ya-ya, some things don’t fit right, and the world is just unfair that way.  I didn’t think that having everything tailored was something that people did. 

It’s so obvious, I can’t believe I didn’t know this.  But no one ever told me.  I was told about bikini season and dieting and targeting your “problem areas” and avoiding horizontal stripes.  No one told me that Jennifer Aniston is out there wearing a bigger size of Ralph Lauren t-shirt and having it altered to fit her.

I sat there after I was told this story, and I really thought about how hard I have worked not to care about the number or the letter on the tag of my clothes, how hard I have tried to just love my body the way it is, and where I’ve succeeded and failed.  I thought about all the times I’ve stood in a fitting room and stared up at the lights and bit my lip so hard it bled, just to keep myself from crying about how nothing fits the way it’s supposed to.  No one told me that it wasn’t supposed to.  I guess I just didn’t know.  I was too busy thinking that I was the one that didn’t fit.

I thought about that, and about all the other girls and women out there whose proportions are “wrong,” who can’t find a good pair of work trousers, who can’t fill a sweater, who feel excluded and freakish and sad and frustrated because they have to go up a size, when really the size doesn’t mean anything and it never, ever did, and this is just another bullshit thing thrown in your path to make you feel shitty about yourself.

I thought about all of that, and then I thought that in elementary school, there should be a class for girls where they sit you down and tell you this stuff before you waste years of your life feeling like someone put you together wrong.

So, I have to take that and sit with it for a while.  But in the meantime, I thought perhaps I should post this, because maybe my friend, her friend, and I are the only clueless people who did not realise this, but maybe we’re not.  Maybe some of you have tried to embrace the arbitrary size you are, but still couldn’t find a cute pair of jeans, and didn’t know why.

Posted on Sep 21 with 13,303 notes (Original by inkdot)

Day Will Come Again: Ok. I’m re blogging this so everyone will see it.So. I just saw a...

beyondthesunsetandthewesternstar:

Ok. I’m re blogging this so everyone will see it.

So. I just saw a movie called Mr. Nobody.

And it was fucking fantastic. Like I feel better just knowing it exists.

It’s about 5 years old and it was never released in the U.S. (It was backed by French, German, Belgian and Canadian…

Just watched it myself and this is exactly how I feel. Though Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is on my to-watch list. But this movie was just, it was amazing and you should watch it.

Posted on Sep 20 with 1 note (Original by beyondthesunsetandthewesternstar)

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Posted on Sep 19 with 1,295 notes (Original by cabin221b)
Posted on Sep 19 with 1,598 notes (Original by svrvhlynda)