July 2012
me watching the olympics: how
methlabrador:
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
wellalright:
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
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h0odrich:
iphone420:
¿
i speak spanish let me translate: ?
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Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.
– S.E. Hinton (via loveyourchaos)
middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
The 5th GIF in your folder is what you do at a job...
jaakaappirunoilija:
rumbaberry:
hiddler-ontheroof:
imkindaobsessedwithyou:
agentcoulsonisstillalive:
pomegranatescarrotsandburritos:
thatslowandsimplemelody:
yeah cause that’ll get me hired in no time.
Swaaagggg.
um wut
Does this mean I’m so awesome they’re forced to give me all the awards jobs?
I see my plan is to seduce my interviewer(s).
I shall...
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