IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: platinumspeed: barrymanilowswinternightmare: weeaboo-chan: beardedbeardstache: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF HOERS oh my ogodo fuck horse_ebooks the musical WHT ETH FDCKS LOLOLOLOL FUCK
buy-me-food-because-i: haave-you-met-ted: deestarvivo: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side omg. jesus christ omfg literally laughing out loud
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb...
sometimes i like to practice interviews just in case i become famous
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
thesadhobo: BEST. THING. EVER.
how-beautiful-are-you: This is pretty much one of the best scenes in movie history
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal,...– The Fault in our Stars, by John Green (via mockturtle8)
How old is this blogger? →
blackbirdmcnight: prince-herbert: arthurpewtey: cheddarcheesehog: The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://cheddarcheesehog.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old. Oh, surprisingly accurate. I happen to be 18. The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://arthurpewtey.tumblr.com is written by someone13-17 years old. Uh… im 24 lmao 26-35 years old. oh The AgeAnalyzer thinks...